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"A billion husbands are about to be replaced."
From the author of Fight Club , the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of a new product that gives new meaning to the term "self-help."
Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan's most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of gratification for days on end. What's not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of feminine products to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell's plan for battery-powered world domination must be stopped. But how?
Author Notes
Chuck Palahniuk was born in Pasco, Washington on February 21, 1962. He received a BA in journalism from the University of Oregon in 1986. Before becoming a full-time author, he worked as a journalist and as a diesel mechanic. He has written numerous novels including Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Diary, Haunted, Rant, Snuff, Pygmy, Tell-All, Damned, Doomed, Beautiful You, and Make Something Up: Stories You Can't Unread. Fight Club was made into a film by director David Fincher and Choke was made into a film by director Clark Gregg. He is also the author of Fugitives and Refugees, a nonfiction profile of Portland, Oregon, and the nonfiction collection Stranger Than Fiction.
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Reviews (5)
Publisher's Weekly Review
Palahniuk (Fight Club; Doomed) continues to push limits in this satire of sex and consumerism, in which "the Nerd's Cinderella," Penny Harrigan, finds her average self in bed with tech megabillionaire Cornelius Linus Maxwell, dubbed "Climax-well," the greatest lover ever known. What begins as Penny's shy sexual exploration quickly becomes experimenting for Maxwell's research into pleasure products. While enduring erotically induced comas and life-threatening orgasms, Penny moves up the social ladder, meeting Max's former lovers, actress Alouette D'Ambrosia, and U.S. President Clarissa Hind. But as he did with his previous lovers, Maxwell dumps Penny on exactly day 136 of their relationship, and then releases his Beautiful You personal care products to the public-a revolutionary event that marks men's obsolescence and turns women into titillated zombies. While women withdraw to their rooms for days and weeks, Penny learns that Max has much more power than anyone realizes. Men in suits following Penny and a Nepalese sex witch discuss the power of trends and brands, and the choice of self-pleasure over intimate human contact all contribute to Palahniuk's satire. His cheeky wit is at its best in this grotesque novel; his semi-erotic writing is efficacious and there are some downright beautiful scenes. (Oct.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.
Kirkus Review
Less macho than most of Palahniuk's work, this Cinderella-with-sex-toys parable is the transgressive writer's attempt at a feminist (or post-feminist) novel. Ever since he debuted with Fight Club (1996), the prolific Palahniuk has built a cult following by taking a series of provocative ideas and pushing them to the limit. And then past the limit. Here, the gimmick is a series of sex products designed for women, so effective that one satisfied customer exclaims, "Men are obsolete!...Anything a man can do to me, I can do better!" Women disappear from the public sphere to pleasure themselves in private, leaving "[a] world of furious, obsolete penises." Though sex saturates the novel, its description is more clinical than libidinous, and the protagonist isn't focused only on one thing. Penny Harrigan is something of an all-American girl, an obedient daughter who has moved from Nebraska to work in a New York law firm. She idolizes the nation's first female president and is told by the man who will change her lifeand the course of the world"I love you because you're so average." That man is C. Linus Maxwell, who "ran a group of corporations that led the world in computer networking, satellite communications, and banking" and who has become known in the tabloids as "Climax-Well." They make for an improbable pair, particularly after his series of highly-publicized relationships with glamorous women, but it turns out that the mogul has long had big plans for Penny, ones that will show her not only the aptness of his nickname, but reveal to her his commercial plans "to enter the empty field of vaginas in a big way." Their relationship ends, and they soon find themselves antagonists, as Penny warns the women of the world that their sexual liberation represents a more insidious form of coercion, based on "the idea of combining ladies' two greatest pleasures: shopping and sex." By Palahniuk's standards, this is actually a subtle and empathic piece of work. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.
Booklist Review
Leave it to Palahniuk (Fight Club) to boldly go where few men have gone before: deep into the inner workings of women's sensual bliss. Penny Harrigan, a young, struggling Nebraskan, attempting to make it as an attorney in Manhattan, literally stumbles into C. Linus Maxwell, aka Climax Well, the world's richest man. When she begins dating Maxwell, Penny's life changes in unimaginable ways. Maxwell, not content with his vast fortune, has spent years researching the mechanics of women's sexual pleasure in the hopes of introducing a new line of sex toys and selling mind-blowing orgasms at a moderate price. Subjected to extensive experimentation, Penny succumbs to ecstatic sensations that take her to the brink of a sexual coma. Through it all, Maxwell takes extensive notes as he records her vital signs and her reactions. Is Maxwell a generous lover or a mad scientist? When the Beautiful You line of products (A billion husbands are about to be replaced) is introduced to a receptive female public irresistibly combining ladies' two greatest pleasures, sex and shopping society itself begins to break down. Part Ballardian dystopian novel mixed with a Nicholson Baker-like (House of Holes) joy of the lexicon of sex, Palahniuk's newest is an unsubtle, often hilarious, over-the-top satire about rampant consumerism and man's attempts to (literally) control women's sexuality. HIGH -DEMAND BACKSTORY: Facebook advertising, national media appearances, and Comic-Con promotions will be included in the advertising for this provocative new novel.--Segedin, Ben Copyright 2014 Booklist
New York Review of Books Review
Palahniuk is a novelist of ideas, I suppose, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're good ones. In "Beautiful You," the premise is that an evil, rich man, C. Linus Maxwell, has invented a line of sex toys with which he will rule the world via female orgasm. For a test subject he selects an average-looking and seemingly average-minded young woman, Penny Harrigan. But Penny just so happens to be perfect for the role: "You have a textbook vagina," Maxwell tells her. Welcome to Palahniuk territory. To his credit, Palahniuk conducted extensive research on all sorts of exotic sex potions, not to mention the female reproductive organs. A vast majority of the book's endless descriptions feel extremely clinical. It's as if the reader is vicariously experiencing a particularly uncomfortable gynecological exam. And while the novel delivers moments of awkward humor and some nominally feminist plot twists, the language and the ridiculousness of this particular concept remain hard to digest. Here's how Palahniuk describes Penny's rival: "The actress moved like a panther in a curve-hugging black leather catsuit. Her lovely nostrils flared. Teeth bared, she was seething." One can laugh at the silliness, and for that, be grateful. It's true that Palahniuk's premise demands an over-the-top treatment, and you could argue that he's using clichés to mock clichés. But it's harder to forgive, or even to comprehend, the real weakness of "Beautiful You" : How can a book about the female orgasm be so resolutely and profoundly unsexy?
Library Journal Review
There's a familiar plot for bad romance novels or romantic comedies. An awkward girl in the big city runs into a gentleman who's way out of her league. The two meet and the man begins to remake the girl from an ugly duckling into the confident, vivacious woman she never knew she wanted to be. And then the guy uses the girl to test his new line of designer sex toys. Sex toys so perfectly calibrated that women will stop pursuing careers, raising families, or even eating, choosing instead to spend all their time chasing pleasure in darkened rooms. Using the language and tropes of poorly written romances, Palahniuk springboards into a female version of his seminal work Fight Club, exploring what modern consumerist society does to women by trying to manipulate and control their sexuality. VERDICT While writing female protagonists has never been Palahniuk's strongest suit, his latest novel has a more powerful message and compelling hook than many of his recent efforts. Full of original imagery and sensibilities, this is sure to amuse and horrify even his most ardent fans. Casual readers will be hard pressed to find anything else like it on the shelf. Highly recommended for everyone except the prudish or readers of actual romance novels. [See Prepub Alert, 4/21/14.]-Peter -Petruski, Cumberland Cty. Lib. Syst., Carlisle, PA (c) Copyright 2014. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.